rionhunter:

This was seriously an iconic moment in film history

(Source: simplypotterheads, via absolutelycrazydiamond)

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cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

image

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dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

(via illusive-eminent)

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

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asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

(via manda)

Timestamp: 1388879037

"People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water."

Charles Bukowski (via artistontheinside)

bitch that’s cuz no one likes being damp. wet or dry pick one.

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